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If anyone would like to add, modify or delete their listing(s) in the gallery, simply e-mail us and we will do so. If you find yourself spurred to create a translation of your favorite politician's rhetoric, please submit an MP3 so we can expand the gallery.

Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.

A Word From the Oval Office (2:53, 3.4 MB)  Creator: Shawn Onsgard (Dado Blade) Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 29, 2002 Favorite Quote: "I will not rest, I will not yield, and I will kill not merely to end lives."

DSMO (Ronan & Friends vs GWB) (5:54, 5.4 MB)  Creator: Dubya's For War Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 29, 2002 Includes great counterpoint dialogue between GWB and Homer Simpson!

Rape of the Union Address (6:34, 5.9 MB) RotU Dance Mix (4:46, 4.4 MB) Creator: National Cynical Network Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 29, 2002 Favorite Quote: "When America works America prospers, so my economic security plan can be summed up in one word: pain." That and the appropriately-timed Congressional outbursts. Now with beats!

State of Disunion 2003 (2:48, 2.5 MB)  Creator: Dept. of Corrections Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 28, 2003 Favorite Quote: "The budget I send you will propose almost six billion dollars to quickly make available: electric shock; burning with hot irons; dripping acid on the skin; mutilitation with electric drills; cutting out tongues; and rape. These good works deserve our praise, they deserve our personal support, and, when appropriate, they deserve the assistance of the federal government."

State of Fear 2006 (1:58, 1.9 MB)  Creator: Dept. of Corrections Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 31, 2006, with a few other popular quotes thrown in flavor. Soundtrack by The Cult, King Missile, and The Who. Favorite Quote: "Connect the dots of the conspiracy: law enforcement, intelligence, the miltary, and homeland security. The weapon of fear."

State of the Union...Not Good (1:28, 691K)  Video Version (1:28, 6.9 MB, Quicktime Required) Creator: Fuckitall.com Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 28, 2003 Favorite Quote: "We will embrace tyranny and death as a cause and a creed." A video version is also available!

BS Report (2:19, 1.5 MB)  Creator: Contemporary Casualties Source Material: State of the Union Address, Date Unknown Favorite Quote: Personally, I like the intro: "This is a BS News special BS report...President Bush in a dress. From Capitol Hill, here is Dan Rather."

Bushwhacked 2 (4:07, 14.1 MB, Quicktime Required)  Remix (by DJ Trip (slc)) (6:26, 5.9MB) Creator: Warp Records Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 28, 2003 Favorite Quote: "This government is taking unprecedented mesaures to protect our people and defend our homeland. We've begun innoculating troops and first responders against ballistic airports. And this year, for the first time, we must offer every child in America three nucular missiles." (Applause)

Bush Speaks the Truth 2 (7:28, 5.1 MB)  Creator: Chicago Matt Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 29, 2002 Favorite Quote: "The only way to defeat freedom as a threat to our way of life is to stop it, eliminate it, and destroy it where it grows. I have a message for the entire world: be ready. Your children may be next."

Dubyaspeak (15:04, 1.8 MB)  Creator: Yarrow Mahko Source Material: State of the Union Address, January 28, 2003 Favorite Quote: "To protect our corporate scandals we've reorganized our government and created the Department of Profits, which is mobilizing against the threat of corporate tax laws."

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