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Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.

Dan Rather (5 links)
Mr. American Newsman gets his come-uppance.

Glenn Beck (3 links)
Armageddon crybaby just asks for it.

Rush Limbaugh (3 links)
This is your brain...this is your brain on right-wing hyprocrisy.

Bill O'Reilly (3 links)
Don't cut off his mic - he's too hilarious!

Paul Harvey (3 links)
Golden throat, meet sonic grinder!

Stephen Colbert (2 links)
Faux-publican commentator has zingers galore in non-mixed mode. Remixed? Another dimension.

Debbie Gibson/Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Think Big (2:56, 1.4 MB)
The Bran Flakes
From: I Remember When I Break Down

This one should be pretty self-explanatory.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Dr. Laura's Rap (4:39, 2.2 MB)
National Cynical Network
Favorite Quote: "Subscribe to the Dr. Laura Perspective and arm yourself with unsavory influences."

Kurt Loder
Loder Runner (2:23, 1.1 MB)
Social Security
From: The Droplift Project

Martha Stewart
Unknown Title (:49, 389K)
Favorite Quote: "Look at that amazing white flesh. Easy access."

Michael Moore
Shame on You Mr. Bush (2:25, 2.3 MB)
Creator: Unknown
Source Material:
Mostly from Moore's Oscar acceptance speech, March 24, 2003

Tom Brokaw
WTO Beat (2:12, 1.1 MB)
Scumbag Bastard

Rupert Murdoch
Murdoch Select Committee Hearing 2011 (1:32, YouTube Link)
Poison Popcorn
Very subtle digs at Rupert and James' hubris.

Vincent Price
On Boys (1:42, 803 K)
Favorite Quote: "The easy way is to stab them one at a time with a fork and heat them over a gas flame on the stove until the skin bursts. It then peels right off. (laughs) What fun."

Lawrence Welk
Welk Evil (1:16, 1.2 MB)
Big City Orchestra
Strange quasi-tirade against the welfare state as a threat to America.

Noam Chomsky
Domestic Enemy (4:14, 3.9 MB)
Collage by Chris Burke, music by X, produced by Don Was
Radical f*cking philosophy set to punk f*cking rock!