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Those who are easily offended by heavy doses of irony should probably leave now. You may also hear the occasional cuss word in some translations: you have been warned.
Deeply (3:00, 2.7 MB)
Creator:  Vidar Brennodden
Source Material: Various orations on highly controversial oral (and other) action with Monica Lewinsky
Rock the House (4:13, 3.9 MB)
Creator:  Severed Heads 
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "Do the head. Not too hard on the head."
This is America (1:09, 1.1 MB)
Creator:  Chris Burke 
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "You must work harder for lower pay; that is your part in the new global economy."
Clinton (1:40, 1.6 MB)
Creator:  Dept. of Corrections
Source Material: Unknown
Favorite Quote: "You know this, of course, but I think it's worth repeating, we have violated campaign finance laws." Vintage D.O.C. tape-splicing.
Clinton's 7 Lbs. of Semen (1:43, 1.5 MB)
Creator:  Scumbag Bastard
Source Material: Clinton deposition video and assorted TV news stories (1998); Hoover vacuum commercial
Clinton's Pastime (:39, 463K)
Creator:  Radio Crack
Source Material: Unknown/Various
Favorite Quote: "Tonight I come before you to announce that the president's tool is so incomprehensibly large...you can all be proud of that."
Clinton's Spread Cheeky Thing (2:56, 2.7 MB)
Creator:  Scumbag Bastard
Source Material: Various, including porn! Speech itself was a televised national address, August 17, 1998.
Information Age (4:32, 4.2 MB)
Creator:  Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Unknown
Only two primary samples, but the orchestration is nicely Wagnerian.

Communist Vietnam Democrats (3:03, 2.9 MB) 
Creator: Diego Music Creations
Source Material: Unknown
Poking fun at Bill's grasp of Vietnamese in a roundabout way.